I Treat You Like a Dog by Bob Patrick Let's face it: men really are similar to dogs in many ways. So, I treat them that way.

I give them lots of attention: rubbing, petting, touseling, scratching, stroking, empathy and encouragement.

Just like men, dogs love my arms around them, stroking their back, soothing their head, ears and neck.

Dogs like licking big bones and playing with balls. Men and dogs love it when I rub their belly and between their legs.

Plus, they always appreciate hearing "Good Boy!" So, give a call. Let me treat you like a dog.